Sunday 10 May 2009

A Worried Man

Writing Adventure Group Activity

"WAG #110: Scaredy-Cat” Another people-watching exercise! Choose a stranger and observe him/her for a little while. Now give them a phobia. A full-on, jump on the chair, scream like a little girl, unreasonable fear. (Or however you imagine them to respond.) Try to choose something that fits the person you’re watching, and let us know what it is about them that clued you in to their secret fear. The object is not just to describe the fear, but to make us understand why it fits with this particular person.


A WORRIED MAN
The man with the spectacles sat in the cafe, drinking his capucino and idly looking out of the window. Suddenly he became tense, barely perceptibly, but the change of mood was there. Had he seen something outside that disturbed him? I looked but there was just the usual ebb and flow of people up the pedestrian walk-way outside. No-one had even stopped to read the menu stuck on the window. Yet still the man looked anxious, as if he'd rather be somewhere else. It was as if something in here was worrying him. I looked around. The cafe wasn't exactly full. Two elderly ladies were chatting over tea and scones; a young mum was trying to persuade a reluctant toddler to eat a bit of her jacket potato; and I was pretending to read my newspaper while watching the comings and goings around me.

The ladies and the mother and child had all been in the cafe when I had come in; if the man was upset by them he would have shown it before. The only change that had occurred was my arrival, and why should he be upset by me? Was he anxious that, as a woman on my own, I might make a pass at him? I felt suddenly irritated! He wasn't bad looking, and about my age, but why do men always assume that every woman finds them irresistible? But no, that didn't fit either. He had looked perfectly relaxed as I had walked past him, sat down and and ordered my coffee. The only other thing that I had done was taken the paper out of my bag and unfolded it. That was it! He was upset by the newspaper.

Feeling suddenly excited, I looked at the front page. Was this one of those situations like on the old films, where the wanted man suddenly sees his face on the paper the person nearby is obliviously reading? What should I do if he turned out to be a terrorist? But no, the only pictures on the front page of my paper were the Prime Minister and the winner of "I'm a Celebrity.." Perhaps I was imagining the whole thing. I looked at the man as I refolded the paper, and he seemed more unhappy than ever. He had finished his coffee, but made no move to go, almost as if glued to the chair in fright. He was looking straight at me as if I was pointing a gun. Suddenly an idea struck me.

I went to the counter and paid, and as I walked back past the man towards the door, I held the paper out to him and said "I've finished with this, would you like it?" I thought that he was going to faint. Whoever heard of someone who was terrified of newspapers?

15 comments:

  1. Interesting! I haven't heard of it either, but as I've been going around reading this phobia posts, I've found myself thinking about these varied fears.

    You've really made me wonder about this man, and I want to know the WHY of it.

    Well done!

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  2. Eek.. sorry if I post twice, but I think your blog accidentally ate my first comment.

    I have never heard of anyone afraid of newspapers before, but I'm very interested in this character and WHY he has this phobia. I'd definitely want to read more about him, so well done!

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  3. How on earth did you come up with a phobia for newspapers? Is there even a name for that? I love it! Very creative.

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  4. Hilarious! I like how you took the most mundane of objects and turned it into a big hairy monster in this guy's mind! Wonderful.

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  5. I'm not sure whether such a phobia exists or whether it has a name, but given the phobias are irrational fears, there seems no reason why there should not be someone, somewhere who does have this fear. The idea came in part from the fact that my husband hates drinking out of paper cups, and I cringe at the sound made by cellophane paper - both these are sensory rather than genuine phobias, but are powerful enough to come close to being phobias.

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  6. Apologies that posts have not been appearing immediately - I have changed a setting, which I hope will solve the problem. The setting on my other blog is identical to how I set this one up, and it publishes comments without moderation - weird!

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  7. Very good job, Frances; you got me on the last line. I wonder what they call that fear; ragophobia?

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  8. I loved it! Very well done. I found myself getting tense and nervous with him, just because I worried about what he could possibly be afraid of. Very nice. I enjoyed it.

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  9. A really interesting phobia. I like the idea that it could be the physical object he is afraid of or the actual news in it. Definitely an irrational fear. Great stuff.

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  10. A nice descriptive piece. I liked the line about teh two elderly ladies and the kid with the jacket potato.
    Great job.

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  11. Must be an old copyeditor who worked the rim on the midnight shift. ;) I'll bet there are people with newspaper phobias. I think there must be a phobia for just about everything. Good job. Until the comments I wasn't sure if it was a true story or fiction.

    Sorry for the tardiness of my visit. Welcome to the WAG, it's a nice bunch of folks Nixy's managed to rustle up.

    If you are interested, Maria Schneider of Editor Unleashed is having a flash fiction contest that starts tomorrow. It's not WAG related, just another place on the web where I hang out. You might want to check it out.
    ~jon

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  12. Really well written, intriguing and I really wanted to find out about him.

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  13. Hi-

    This was a fun read- imagine fear of newspapers... Thanks for sharing!

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  14. A quick google shows that this phobia really does exist, it must make life very difficult for people - although at least they can buy fish and chips these days :)

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  15. Thank you for all the kind comments!

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